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In a shocking turn of events, a local boy has discovered that he is not, in fact, human, but is actually a goat.

According to sources, the boy, 10-year-old Timmy Johnson, made the discovery after noticing that he had goat-like features, such as hooves and a thick, curly tail.

“At first, I thought it was just a weird coincidence,” said Timmy. “But then I started looking into it, and I realized that I have all the characteristics of a goat.”

Timmy’s parents, who were initially skeptical of his claims, have now accepted the truth and are trying to come to terms with the fact that their son is a goat.

“It’s been a bit of a shock, to be honest,” said Timmy’s mother, Mrs. Johnson. “But we love Timmy no matter what, and we’re just happy that he’s healthy and happy.”

Timmy, who says he feels more like a goat than a human, has begun to adapt to his new identity, and is enjoying the outdoors and eating a diet of hay and grass.

“I feel like I’m finally living my true nature,” said Timmy. “It’s been a bit of an adjustment, but I’m really happy as a goat.”

Timmy’s story has garnered national attention, and has sparked a debate about the nature of identity and what it means to be human. For now, Timmy is just enjoying life as a goat and is looking forward to the future.